There once was a time when I blogged a funny story about a funny name at my not-so-funny workplace. Needless to say, it was pretty funny.
Well tonight at my work I received a lot of bad tips…except for one…and that one good tip was from none other than Jesus! Yeah, Jesus tipped me tonight! And Jesus uses Discover! And Jesus isn’t Jewish, he’s mexican! We’ve always had it wrong. And apprentice his last name isn’t Christ, apparently it’s Gonzales. Cool huh?
Well, the best part was when I went up to the table and said “Here’s your card Jesus (gee-zus), and have a blessed night.” then he was like “What? It’s Jesus (hey-seus)” and I was like “sure it is. I know, I know, your time has not yet come. Don’t worry abba, my lips are sealed until the appointed time.”
he left my life and I don’t know if I’ll ever see him again as I did today.
Why does this remind me of the Ron Burgundy interview with Jim Caviezel???
my inspiration of course.Oh, and brent, first I would like to say thanks for commenting. And second I would like to say well done on the spelling of Jim Kaveezles name. Thats double tuff
Ryan, if you really said that to some random customer, I want to give you a big sloppy kiss! But on the cheek because a) I remember when you were in grade school and it's gross to kiss guys you knew when they were in grade school; and b) I don't think Jess or Steve would like it very much if I kissed you on the mouth. I don't want Jess to give me the beat down.P.S. Hi Brent! Come read my blog and give me some love!
When I attended Kopachuck Middle School (Go Coyotes!) one of our science teachers was named……Jesus Gonzales!!!I'm serious.
My old, favorite, mexican resturant used to have a server named Jesus.Me: "Hey, Jesus! Bring me some more chips."Me, (snickering to girlfriend/wife): "Jesus just brought us some chips. Hee, hee."
i used to work with jesus cubed.at LEAST cubed. exponential jesus.
lol. what a friend we have in jesus….who likes to eat a outback. thats the best story ive ever heard.
i'm thinking of starting a charity called "dolphins for children."each child should be able to keep a dolphin in their bathtub at home.
YES! Imagine the possabilities: Jesus: I asked for teaRyan: You turned water to wine; tea should be easy.Ryan: you know that we charge you for every steak you eat, so if you pull a whole "loaves and fishes" thing, you'd better have a high limit on your Visa, but we don't charge for bread, so, feel free.
Jesus: you better watch yourself woods. You know I can fashion a whip out of all those cloth napkins
I don't feel that Jesus would need to "fashion" anything. He could just poof it into being. Otherwise, why even be Jesus? Besides the whole "saving souls" deal, I mean.
Did you seriously say that to him? If you did, you're amazing.I have to admit Ty, that was funny.
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