Polyticks

Here’s what I know about politics…

  1. Obama is the coolest. Too bad he’s a terrorist.
  2. Gulianni ain’t gonna take no crap from nobody.
  3. That dude from Arizona has really short arms and tries to be too cool.
  4. Hillary is evil.
  5. Gore is pathetic and a hypocrite.
  6. There’s some Mormon running for one of the parties.
  7. I think it is illegal to kill old people (what happened to Dr. Death?).
  8. As long as Christians fight against terrorism and gays we can forget about abortion.
  9. If Mr. C Powell ran for pres the world would be a better place.
  10. Democrats suck.
  11. Republicans suck.
  12. Whigs are where it’s at.
  13. Donkey::Democrat as Jackass::______…(I’m still not quite sure how these equations work)
  14. Republicans fuel is fear
  15. Democrats fuel is biodiesel
  16. JB in 2012!

I reserve the right to add to this list as my knowledge grows.

3 thoughts on “Polyticks

  1. I'll teach you what I know when I get there. I'll be having a political info group on Tuesday afternoons. Feel free to join me for organic rice cakes and triple filtered spring water.

  2. JB, as in Jack Black? I'll vote for him!I'm totally a Whig at heart too – I thought i was the only one!

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