Here are some deals you won’t want to miss from Craigs List’s “free stuff”(with some commentary from me)

  • I’ve got a nearly full box of frozen otter pops (probably about 80 in there). Please help me make room in my freezer! I meant to take these to the fountain over the summer, but forgot, so if you have a larger freezer, you could save them for warm weather and pass them out – or enjoy them yourself, of course. (as a general rule otter pops aren’t good for you. But handing out used otter pops to neighborhood kids? Despicable!)
  • Eighteen gallons of used cooking oil available free. You pick up. (seriously? I’ve got some bacon grease sitting in a can on my counter if you want to come pick that up too.)
  • Lots of free horse manure ! We may be able to deliver if your in the Hillsboro area. (seriously? I’ve got some free…never mind…it’s never been more true than now that there is a lot of shit on Craigslist*)
  • FREE WHITE TOILET. Only slightly used. email or call for directions. (Slightly used? As in, it was only peed in once? Eww.)

I love Craigs List.

*pardon my language, but seriously? How could anyone pass that up?

6 thoughts on “

  1. dub– I'll TAKE your otterpops and raise you a dead strawberry plant in a hanging pot.take it or leave it.my mom used to get sh*t delivered for her massive flower beds when we were little. Every summer for about a week, it was the worst place to be. After that…well… we still lived in Camas.

  2. Regarding your previous posts…have you been reading, "Red Letters" (Living a faith that bleeds) by Tom Davis?? Cause I am right now and it is glorious and you would LOVE it. LOVE IT.

  3. if you were really cool you would have a car that would run on used vegetable. you would smell like french fries, but you would be the greenest family that i know 😉

  4. if i had the car of my dreams, i'd take that oil and power my vehicle with it. for free??? beats over $3 a gallon for gasoline.

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