- Ryan wishes his nickname in highschool was 'the human palendrome.' #
- Ryan just overheard someone say on the bus 'i've been with five females yo. I'm a g ya know' …awesome. #
- Ryan loves his wife to the point that he'd scrub the floor with his eyelids if it made her happy. #
- Ryan just watched Vancouvers mayor get a coffee at MY coffee shop. #
- Ryan would like to change his previous update to: just saw Vancouver's mayor NOT tip at MY local coffee shop. #
- Ryan drove by 'bikini coffee' yesterday! Yes, that's right, everyone who works wears a bikini. Tacky? Yes. #
- Ryan 's friend saw this on a church reader board: "what is missing in ch–ch? U R!" if that doesn't sum up the gospel I don't know what d.. #