$3.99. For $3.99 you too can look like a cool hipster church planter. They’ve done studies you know. Anyone. Literally anyone who puts on these glasses is instantly transformed into something wholly new–something wholly beautiful–something…well…something simply amazing.
Trust me.
Feel free to borrow them. These glasses don’t belong to me. They’re too powerful to belong to just one person. No, these glasses belong to you, to me, to the community. They are we and we are us and we are all together…
(sorry for this post. Too much coffee this morning?)
why are you apologizing for this post… it REEKS of ryan. keep 'em coming. lOOOOOve.
please hold on to those for our visit. I need to try them on. I need a new look.