Oh the mistakes we've made

So there I was, nursing a plate of biscuits and gravy when I was asked to watch Herbie Fully Loaded. I must be honest in saying that I did not put up the kind of fight that might normally be associated with being asked to watch this movie But I thought to myself, I’ve got nothing else to do. And besides, what’s the harm? What’s the harm?!!? (if I could get some of that good ‘dunt dunt duh’ looming music right now I would)
I would now like to answer that question. The harm is that the movie was terrible! Even worse, the harm is that I believe I have effectively traced the ’cause of the Crusades to the very first Herbie movies release, and I am pretty sure that 9-11 happened on the same day that the script was finished for Fully Loaded. I don’t have all the evidence at my fingers, but it’s pretty solid. Two wars! Innocent blood! Death, destruction, fighting (all of which are good premises for a movie) all because of the so called ‘love bug’ (if that is his real name)!
With that said, I would like to postulate that Herbie Fully Loaded along with AI and Lost In Translation are the three worst movies ever created. Three pounds have already been shed from my body as a result of those three movies alone (don’t even get me started into any Martin Lawrence movies not staring Will Smith).
And so, here is the question that I pose to you, readers…What is the worst movie you have ever seen? And by worst, I mean, you’ve had at least two family members die as a result of watching that movie. Comment, comment like the wind.

8 thoughts on “Oh the mistakes we've made

  1. I hate movies involving a combination of two or more of the following:1. The President2. The White House3. Conspiracy4. LawyersDie, John Grisham and Tom Clancy.

  2. "Best in Show" still makes me throw up in my mouth a little.If you like old movies ignore this next part – "Citizen Cane" sucked – it was basically a personal joke that artsy people pretend they like and the pretending has turned into a competition to where people say it's the best movie ever. Turns out it was just people in a competition to try and be artsy.

  3. I would like to add to the list…Wagons East… It was so bad the star of the film, John Candy, did die. Imagine the producers still promoting it and sending it to the theaters.I only went to it because I knew someone in the film. Needless to say, I think it killed his shot in film.That's at least two deaths.peace.

  4. May God (and Mel Brooks lovers) strike me down: Blazing Saddles was the biggest piece of crap I have ever seen in my entire life. And Water World. In fact, anything that AssPirate Costner did after Dances With Wolves was pure trash. Oh, and you can't blame 9/11 on Herbie: Fully Loaded. My best friend, Pat Robertson, already blamed that on all the gays and non-believers. Does anyone else see a giant mustache on James? I'm talking bigger than Tom Selleck (bless his soul). Mustachio es Fabuloso.

  5. Riddle me This, Ry. How is it that you have nearly 300 hits, but you never post anything new? It simply isn't fair. You win. You are the superior blogger– your psychological dominance is evident.

  6. I took a new technique. Being that I'm sick and busy right now I am in no place to write a decent blog. So I spent my normal blogging time commenting on other peoples blogs. It did not matter if I knew them or not, for they would in turn say "who is this rizzle guy? And why is he commenting on my blog", then they would click on my name, look at my blog, and Whammy I've got a hit!

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