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Finally! I'm growing up!

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I’ve got great news! I’ve just received an email offering to solve all of my manhood issues! Woohoo! I’m not quite sure who sent it because it appears that it was actually sent from my own email. It must be some sort of surprise late birthday present. Anyway, I look forward to seeing how this mysterious giver teaches me how to fix cars, build things out of wood, repair lawnmowers, read sci-fi, and other manly things that I have somehow missed out on in life.

So whoever you are, thank you so much for thinking of me.

Sincerely,

Ryan

Good Times

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I’m so irritated right now. As it turns out most, if not all, of the emails sent out over the last week or two have not actually been sent. Outlook says that they’ve sent, but they never show up! Incredibly frustrating especially for a guy who does much of his work via email.
And to top it all off, one of our chickens got murdered by a cat/racoon last night! And today while I’m trying to figure out this whole email thing our remaining three living chickens escaped through the space made by the aforementioned aggressor! Now I’ve got chicken poop on my hands after trying to catch them, I’m even more behind on everything that I’ve got to get done, and I’ve still got two sick girls at my house that I’m trying to take care of.
Good times.