Team Coco and Cynicism

I don’t watch any late night talk shows, but if I did it would be Conan. Watch this clip below and watch it till the end. His words on cynicism are excellent and timely. I, myself, have a very hard time not being cynical and am working hard on it (though, if you ask me I’d have to say I’m doing a terrible job of it and probably will give up on it soon*).

My Friend is Dying

I had a strange conversation with a regular at work tonight. He’s been coming in since the restaurant opened. He used to come in with his partner and they ordered the same drinks every time (a brandy manhattan and a gin martini) and generally the same food. Since his partner died two years ago he stopped drinking and started coming in for the community instead of the food. I know this because he only ever eats two bites before he’s finished. He is 77 years old and alone. I’m not trying to play this up more than it is. He has a sister in Arizona who cannot afford to fly here (he says even for his funeral) and he occasionally has a friend or two join him at the restaurant. But he was going to be alone on Christmas until an employee at the restaurant invited him to their house.

Anyway, tonight I asked him why he didn’t order his regular dessert and he said it was because he was feeling sick. “I’m loosing weight you know” he said. When I asked him about it he said that he was dying. “It’s a losing battle. My body is done and my time is short. I won’t be around much longer.” Fighting against awkwardness and finding it easy to ignore my duties as the manager that night I asked him what it felt like to know or think that your life is nearly done. “I”m OK with it, you can’t grow old and be a sissy! I’m ready to go because I have lived a full life and I’ve been everywhere I want to go. My only fear is that I will outlive my body. Nothing terrifies me more than losing my independence.” “Do you have someone to take care of you if that happens?” He said that he didn’t, that his sister lives far away and can barely afford her own life let alone his.

Somehow the conversation turned to Winston Churchill at this point. He recommended his favorite Churchill biography and I wrote down the title. He told me a story or two about Churchill and FDR, how for a longtime Churchill was the leader of the free world. I told him that I was taking an extended leave of absence from the restaurant and he said he’d miss me. I got his address and phone number and suggested that we find a way to talk when I’m done working.

He has ridden his motorcycle across the United States, he’s worked as a newspaper reporter, owned a publishing company in Hollywood, seen the death of his parter of 37 years, travled around the world multiple times, and now he prefers to watch TV and read books.

I think that I would fear losing my independence too if I was without community. I think that when you live in community you’ve already experienced what it’s like to lose your independence and it no longer seems quite as terrifying. I want my friend to live with my family, to not die alone. I probably should have said something about hope in the resurrection or something like that (I mean, I am a church planter) but I just listened instead.

Clean Water for the World and New Inventory for REI

I want this. I want one for myself and I want to buy them for the world…no seriously, I want to buy them for the whole entire world. If this thing is everything that it seems to be couldn’t it change everything from clean water problems in third world countries, drinking water problems during natural disasters, clean water problems while camping or hiking in the woods, and of course it will make this guy filthy rich! Watch and enjoy…

If you can’t watch the video you can find it here or check out the products website here.

Speeling

I thank the Lord for spell check. I’ve never been a great speller, I don’t know if I should blame my homeschool education, my brain malfunctions, or just a lack of effort on my part. But whatever the reason I can’t spell worth beans. In our electronic age it hasn’t really been much of a problem either. I managed just fine through my bachelors degree without needed to spell correctly (thank you again Microsoft Word), but it’s at this point in my life that I’m being reminded on a nearly daily basis how poor my spelling really is.

You see, when your kids get to a certain age they begin to understand everything that you say. If I comment to my wife during dinner “Oh, you should run to the store and get some ice cream for after the kids go to bed” the kids will them comment with “I want ice cream too!” So you start to do what nearly all parents never want to do. You start to spell things out. “Mmm, honey you know what sounds good? I-c-e c-r-e-a-m.” This way the kids are either forced to live in ignorance or forced to learn to spell (both of which are valuable options). But here’s how things usually work at my house…

I say, “Mmm, you know what sounds good right now? C-h-o-c-o-l-a-t c-h-i-p c-o-o-k-e-s”

Or sometimes Jess says “Hey maybe we should take the kids down to the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n-s m-u-s-e-u-m later” and I’m like “what? can you spell that slower? You want to take them to the…ch…OH! I get it! Yeah that would be a great idea!”

I feel like an idiot…maybe I am.

Last week we were able to be around our good friends from Canada Aaron and Amy. It was great. Except that Aarons an english snob. No, he’s not from England, but he’s one of those people who correct your english if you use the wrong tense or something. Aaron, if you’re reading this I want you to know with all my heart that I won’t let you leave your church planting work in Canada to plant a church down here in Washington with us unless you stop. And i mean that.

So with that said, to all of you who correct spelling and grammar in an instant messaging conversation or in a text message…shame on you. Its over betwen us.

Fun with Google

I like that Google finishes my sentences for me when I’m searching. I thought it might be fun to mess around with this. I could probably search for others who have found odd litlte quirks (like my facebook/twitter update about a dead Pakistani on my couch) but I’m prefering instead to just find my own. Enjoy…

Why do my feet smell like…

  • Popcorn
  • Cheese
  • Corn Chips
  • Vinegar

I want to eat…

  • Healthier
  • All the time
  • His Children
  • Your children

Midgets are…

  • Funny
  • Scary
  • Us
  • People too

Republicans are…

  • Ignorant
  • Mean
  • Selfish
  • Hypocrites
  • Retarded
  • Morons
  • Wrong

Democrats are…

  • Socialist
  • Smarter
  • Wrong
  • Retarded
  • Communists
  • Sexy
  • Crooks

Why did…

  • I get married

Give me a…

  • Dollar
  • Virus
  • Job
  • Revelation

Google is…

  • Your friend
  • making us stupid
  • broken

Can I please…

  • receive the secret code that in it telephonically
  • Have my spider back

Why does…

  • My eye twitch
  • Asparagus make urine smell
  • my dog eat poop
  • poop float
  • your eye twitch

The meaning of life is…

  • Christopher Walken

Why do i…

  • fart so much
  • Indians smell
  • have green poop
  • have no friends
  • have so much gas

Oh my I could have quite the list of observations after doing this experiment…but I think I’ll just let your own mind run wild.