Dr. Siegal's Cookie Diet Vs. President Obama Appears on The View While Chelsea Clinton Gets Married in a Beautiful Wedding Dress

Ok, so what if I titled a post with three of the top googled items of this week. What are you going to do about it? Consider it an experiment to see what kind of random misplaced traffic it sends here. On a more reminiscent note, here is me singing to my wife at our wedding over seven years ago. Yes, its bad. Yes, its supposed to be bad. Yes, it was my wedding gift for her.

Fun with Google

I like that Google finishes my sentences for me when I’m searching. I thought it might be fun to mess around with this. I could probably search for others who have found odd litlte quirks (like my facebook/twitter update about a dead Pakistani on my couch) but I’m prefering instead to just find my own. Enjoy…

Why do my feet smell like…

  • Popcorn
  • Cheese
  • Corn Chips
  • Vinegar

I want to eat…

  • Healthier
  • All the time
  • His Children
  • Your children

Midgets are…

  • Funny
  • Scary
  • Us
  • People too

Republicans are…

  • Ignorant
  • Mean
  • Selfish
  • Hypocrites
  • Retarded
  • Morons
  • Wrong

Democrats are…

  • Socialist
  • Smarter
  • Wrong
  • Retarded
  • Communists
  • Sexy
  • Crooks

Why did…

  • I get married

Give me a…

  • Dollar
  • Virus
  • Job
  • Revelation

Google is…

  • Your friend
  • making us stupid
  • broken

Can I please…

  • receive the secret code that in it telephonically
  • Have my spider back

Why does…

  • My eye twitch
  • Asparagus make urine smell
  • my dog eat poop
  • poop float
  • your eye twitch

The meaning of life is…

  • Christopher Walken

Why do i…

  • fart so much
  • Indians smell
  • have green poop
  • have no friends
  • have so much gas

Oh my I could have quite the list of observations after doing this experiment…but I think I’ll just let your own mind run wild.