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Rumors of Celestial Explosions Gone Away

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I’ve heard the rumors, I know its been talked about, so today I went straight to the horses mouse (I meant to type “mouth” but I think I will enjoy the mistake).

Rumor: there will be no Fort Vancouver firework display this year

I went to my informant at Coldstone Creamery and found out that apparently it’s gotten to expensive and the Fort Vancouver people were requiring Coldstone, who oddly enough are the firework providers for much of Vancouver, to up their investment by one or two hundred thousand bucks! So because of that…no fireworks this year.

That’s rigth folks, the coldstone dude, the employee who will sing a stupid song if you tip him a quarter has confirmed the sad truth. I guess this year for the 4th of July everyone will have to get wasted in their own back yard. Curse you economy!

What the…

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Am I right in saying that this song is celebrating the US dropping an atom bomb on Japan? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I understand that one may be able to justify us bombing Japan because it saved more lives or something like that. But, I don’t know, if you think that it seems like you’d still be grieved about the death…especially if you’re a Christ follower!

Is Andy Bernard a Member of the Church of Christ?

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This hits a little too close to my church heritage.

A Video Worth Watching

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I know its Conan. I know it’s some random comedian. I know it’s on the evil television. But this video clip is dead on right (from my opinion) and can teach each and every one of us a lot. Sorry ’bout the poor quality.

Thanks Cone-Bone (that’s Conan’s nickname, not just some random awkward statement I’ve thrown in here).