I refuse to do research to confirm or deny the following allegations. But I’m pretty sure the following famous people have passed away:
- James Earl Jones–He was seventy-five in Field of Dreams.
- Willie Nelson–Either he has passed or his hair has…or, it might be that they’re actually the same thing.
- Ringo Star–Someone tried to convince me with actual evidence that Ringo is still alive. I obviously did not believe them.
- Dustin Diamond– This is a foregone conclusion. How long can one live without the love of his life?
- John Matuszak— The only way this guy’s career wouldn’t take off after his star performance in Goonies is if he passed away shortly thereafter.