Man in the Jupiter

You’ve heard of the man in the moon? Well I was looking at pictures of Jupiter in preparation for my sons 4th birthday party (it’s going to be a Jupiter party) when I noticed what looked like an angry face inside of Jupiter. So below you’ll see some accents I’ve added to help you see what I saw (I also added a second white spot so that he’d have two “eyes”).

See it?

Bigjupiter copy

Clean Water for the World and New Inventory for REI

I want this. I want one for myself and I want to buy them for the world…no seriously, I want to buy them for the whole entire world. If this thing is everything that it seems to be couldn’t it change everything from clean water problems in third world countries, drinking water problems during natural disasters, clean water problems while camping or hiking in the woods, and of course it will make this guy filthy rich! Watch and enjoy…

If you can’t watch the video you can find it here or check out the products website here.

Grammar, Jesus, and my Newsletters

If you know me you’ll see this everywhere…but read my newsletters. I know they may be grammatically incorrect, with poor punctuation, and awkward sentence structure. But even Jesus was a man with no outward beauty that we should desire him…not that I’m comparing my grammar to Jesus’ life…well maybe I am…but at least I understand that it’s in poor taste.

ANYWAY, the point is that you should read my newsletters!

Here’s July’s: http://renovatus.com/rybee/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/newsletter7.pdf

Speeling

I thank the Lord for spell check. I’ve never been a great speller, I don’t know if I should blame my homeschool education, my brain malfunctions, or just a lack of effort on my part. But whatever the reason I can’t spell worth beans. In our electronic age it hasn’t really been much of a problem either. I managed just fine through my bachelors degree without needed to spell correctly (thank you again Microsoft Word), but it’s at this point in my life that I’m being reminded on a nearly daily basis how poor my spelling really is.

You see, when your kids get to a certain age they begin to understand everything that you say. If I comment to my wife during dinner “Oh, you should run to the store and get some ice cream for after the kids go to bed” the kids will them comment with “I want ice cream too!” So you start to do what nearly all parents never want to do. You start to spell things out. “Mmm, honey you know what sounds good? I-c-e c-r-e-a-m.” This way the kids are either forced to live in ignorance or forced to learn to spell (both of which are valuable options). But here’s how things usually work at my house…

I say, “Mmm, you know what sounds good right now? C-h-o-c-o-l-a-t c-h-i-p c-o-o-k-e-s”

Or sometimes Jess says “Hey maybe we should take the kids down to the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n-s m-u-s-e-u-m later” and I’m like “what? can you spell that slower? You want to take them to the…ch…OH! I get it! Yeah that would be a great idea!”

I feel like an idiot…maybe I am.

Last week we were able to be around our good friends from Canada Aaron and Amy. It was great. Except that Aarons an english snob. No, he’s not from England, but he’s one of those people who correct your english if you use the wrong tense or something. Aaron, if you’re reading this I want you to know with all my heart that I won’t let you leave your church planting work in Canada to plant a church down here in Washington with us unless you stop. And i mean that.

So with that said, to all of you who correct spelling and grammar in an instant messaging conversation or in a text message…shame on you. Its over betwen us.

Fun with Google

I like that Google finishes my sentences for me when I’m searching. I thought it might be fun to mess around with this. I could probably search for others who have found odd litlte quirks (like my facebook/twitter update about a dead Pakistani on my couch) but I’m prefering instead to just find my own. Enjoy…

Why do my feet smell like…

  • Popcorn
  • Cheese
  • Corn Chips
  • Vinegar

I want to eat…

  • Healthier
  • All the time
  • His Children
  • Your children

Midgets are…

  • Funny
  • Scary
  • Us
  • People too

Republicans are…

  • Ignorant
  • Mean
  • Selfish
  • Hypocrites
  • Retarded
  • Morons
  • Wrong

Democrats are…

  • Socialist
  • Smarter
  • Wrong
  • Retarded
  • Communists
  • Sexy
  • Crooks

Why did…

  • I get married

Give me a…

  • Dollar
  • Virus
  • Job
  • Revelation

Google is…

  • Your friend
  • making us stupid
  • broken

Can I please…

  • receive the secret code that in it telephonically
  • Have my spider back

Why does…

  • My eye twitch
  • Asparagus make urine smell
  • my dog eat poop
  • poop float
  • your eye twitch

The meaning of life is…

  • Christopher Walken

Why do i…

  • fart so much
  • Indians smell
  • have green poop
  • have no friends
  • have so much gas

Oh my I could have quite the list of observations after doing this experiment…but I think I’ll just let your own mind run wild.