Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-07

Posted on June 7, 2009 by admin

Ryan Has just coined the term “manitee” in reference to Jesus. Fully man, fully deity. Jesus is…the Manitee. #
Ryan wants you to join his group Matthew 5:3 Community-The Woods’ Journey in Church Planting so that you can read my newsletters! #
Ryan is trying to think of creative/useful things he can do with a round tabletop (legs are broken off) instead of adding it to Americas .. #
Ryan hates divorce. #
Ryan thinks that the Fort Vancouver Regional Library might have the creepiest public bathrooms i’ve ever seen. #
Ryan , more than anything in the world, wants to be Gob from Arrested Development. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-31

Posted on May 31, 2009 by admin

Ryan Got to sleep in until 8:15 today! #
Ryan is thinking about buying a pipe just because he likes the way it looks and smells. A tabacco pipe not a hippie pipe! #
Ryan is wondering if any US president has been divorced. If none, the who will be the first? My vote is for Cal Ripken Jr. #
Ryan loves the idea that nonviolent resistance is not aimed at overthrowing current powers but seeks the transformation of people, regime.. #
Ryan just reminded his children that if they smoke pretend cigarettes they have to pretend to have lung cancer too. #
Ryan son just said that his drink makes him magical and gives him power. “now i’m more powerful than god!” Jessica then said “jones thats.. #
Ryan Is trying to convince chris and christie to get on facebook! Looserfaces. #

Posted on May 24, 2009 by admin

Ryan ‘s poor son threw up at least 20 times last night! #
Ryan thinks that after watching & helping his wife…math is now on my axis of evil. #
Ryan has decided to start a new company that sells racist bumper stickers. #
Ryan is wondering when cutt off jean shorts will come back into fashion. #
Ryan wants you to add the next line to the story (you know this game right?): There once was a man named Humphrey who loved to… #

Posted on May 17, 2009 by admin

Ryan loves his neighborhood coffee shop. Marcell’s may not have the best coffee yet, but the atmosphere & people make it rock. #
Ryan is not surprised to discover that on the day he was born the number one song on the American music charts was Eye of the Tiger. Fitt.. #

Posted on May 10, 2009 by admin

Ryan just watched his good friend chris give his life to jesus! #
Ryan just found out that when jones has kids he’s going to name them Nancy, Fred, Stella, Smokestack, & Twinkle. #
Ryan has been reading random peoples blogs and is grieved to see the hatred spewed out by people who claim to follow Jesus. #
Ryan is excited about my and my sisters joint funeral plans should we happen to parish together. #
Ryan likes fishsticks. He likes to put fishsticks in his mouth. #
Ryan is updating arwen on the new cool (updating your fb status on your phone). #