That’s right folks, my time has come. The supposed six month waiting list that Kaiser has for a vasectomy has ended up being only one for me. I was surprised, I was shocked, and I was ecstatic to find out today that my appointment is for September 17th! Yeah, you probably figured it out, that’s only a few days from now.
I don’t have anything good to say really…except that I’m a big ball of excitement and nervousness all at once. My time has come and yet I do not feel adequately prepared emotionally.
Wish me luck folks. Buy me gifts. Don’t touch my junk if you can stand it.
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Discovery Lab
So I’m a church planter. I don’t know if you know that, but I am. Right now I’m the connections minister at Renovatus but I’m also holding two other roles in addition to that. One is that I’m the embedded church planter at Renovatus (which just means that I’m going to plant a daughter church), and two is that I’m a Kairos intern. All three of these really come together to mean the exact same thing. It means that right now I’m working as hard as I can to grow the Renovatus community, but it is all done while in the background a future church in downtown Vancouver is stewing.
The next big step in our apprenticeship is Kairos’ Discovery Lab. Discovery Lab is an intensive four day interview process where they assess your readiness for planting a church.
Here’s where you come in. It costs $900.00 to attend the lab, this is a lot of money but it is incredibly worth it! So far Jess and I have $550.00, which leaves us $350 short. If you’ll look to your right you’ll see that there is a “donate” button through Google Checkout. Would you want to help us get that last $350? All donations are tax deductible and go straight into Renovatus’ account. Interested? Want to know more (you can email me at ryan@renovatus.com)? We are so excited about what God is doing and would love for you to be a part.
Peace out yo.
Big Barrel of Blogs
I am actually functioning right now as a blog ghostwriter for Jason. He doesn’t really know it at this point, but it seemed as though he needed some help cranking out blog posts.
As the summer winds down I sure am looking forward to two of my favorite things, riding the flanks of Mt. St. Helens and playing with my dog in the snow. That dog sure is great. You know what else is great? Building tree houses with Ryan Woods‘ uncle Greg. There’s something special about a man and his really ridiculously amazing and incredibly large tree house. It’s great to know that I can climb up there and read a great book about running marathons and leading worship at Faith Quest…that is…if I ever finished the tree house. As of right now I can’t seem to remember if I ever finished that darn thing.
Well, its running late and I’ve got to go eat a pitcher of fruit with my wife who does indeed exist.
-Jason
Apocacentric
Just stop. Stop it. Stop. Stop. STOP! Does it drive any of you crazy when people say that the world is going to end on such and such a date? Don’t you just want to scream “Stop it!” The only thing I know for certain is that it will not happen on whatever date it is that you pick. Whatever you do when talking about the end of the world as we know it don’t pick a date. Stop. It’s just ridiculous. People keep trying to do it and so far, as much as I’m aware, nobody has ever been right.
And concerning the “end times”…I’ve heard and read a few different places where people talked about Barack Obama in terms of ushering in more of the end times or something. I’m not sure why Obamas playing a part, but I’m fairly certain I’ve heard people say the same about GW. Regardless I’d like to introduce a word here (not in reference directly to Barack or GW) “Apocacentric”.
-Apocacentric-
People often speak about the end times. It is normal I guess. I’m not going to go into my theology of the end times. And if I knew more about history I might be able to talk more about the end times in the context of Medieval, Greco-roman culture, or other periods in time. But my general understanding is that people often and continuously try to identify when the end times have begun and what the next stages are. Here’s the goofiest part though, we all seem to view the end times in the context of our current culture or world view. The Jews/Christians thought that the end times were upon us, that Jesus would be coming back because of the destruction of the Jewish temple and of Jerusalem. They were looking to the sky waiting for Christs return, and why shouldn’t they, everything they knew regarding God’s nation was destroyed.
Similarly Americans view the end times within the context of America. People oddly point to Barack or GW as possible players in the end times chronicles as if the end times are obviously connected to America. (we are Gods chosen nation you know*) The corruption of Americas values, the decay of the church-going mentality, and the growing trouble in the world all cause people to identify the end times occurences as happening now.
Really? Do the end times really have to be connected to America? Are we that totally awesome? Really, do we really think things are so bad in the world now, in our lifetime, that it must be the end of all things? Apocacentric. I mean, things aren’t great now in the world by any means. There is massive poverty, the AIDS crisis in Africa, human traficing, the acceptance of murdering children (abortion), wars, genosides, etc. There is bad stuff in the world…but is it the first time this has happened? Duh, no. What about when God’s chosen people (Israel, not America) were sacrificing their children on alters? That’s pretty flippin’ bad. What about when the most advanced and dominating power in the world (Rome, not America) murdered and tortured people for sport (at least America finds a very twisted way to justify our torturing). That was pretty bad too right? Let’s talk about todays times being terrible once McCain is sacrificing one of his seven kids at the Lincoln Memorial. And I’m sure you history buffs could tell more stories. So stop, all of you, trying to identify all the end times signs and all that crap. Does it matter? If you find out and realize that it’s not the end times are you then going to take a back seat in showing Jesus to people? Yeah, sure, you lose a great motivator in brining people to Jesus: fear. But if you want to use fear as a motivator there are always other ways. The reality is that people need Jesus regardless of whether or not it’s the coming end of the world. The reality is that we need to be eager, anticipitory, and ready for Christs’ return not because we’ve identified when it is, but because you could get hit by a truck at any single moment and you’ll be meeting him face to face in an instant.
So there you go. Apocacentric, where the end of times is all about me, my country, and my experiences in the world.
* I’m pretty sure I’ve got this one right when I say that God’s chosen people are those who choose him and his alternative kingdom way. That is, the church. I hope and pray that America grows more and more into a group of people who are living out Jesus’ kingdom here on earth, but regardless, America is not God’s chosen nation. If my understanding of scripture is right God chooses to send rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. Or, in other words, God chooses to take care of both the good and bad people/countries. So maybe America isn’t blessed because we’re so holy but because God is.
Black or White
Am I wrong or is Barack Obama white? Right? If his mom is white and his dad is african (black) then doesn’t that mean that he’s as much white as he is black?
That’s all I’ve got. I’m real confused about the political horizon right now, when I’m being lied to, pandered to, manipulated, etc. I’ve got no idea who I’m voting for. I think I’ll just write in for Jesus.