Instead of Tuna Noodle (it’s a dish that we like to eat on occasion) I just said “nuda toonle”. I thought that was funny

Jones loves this book. And for good reason ’cause it’s a goodie. Here’s the weird thing, though…well…check it out for yourself on this page and tell me why it’s weird…

Even in the midst of dark times a glimmer of light shines forth. Yesterday when we took Jones to Urgent Care again, God graciously added a little bit of extra joy into our lives. It came in the form of a turkey. A turkey magazine, that is. It’s called Turkey Call and it’s published by the National Wild Turkey Federation (yeah, thats no joke). It’s a bimonthly publication dedicated to hunting, preparing, and eating turkeys. Here are some excerpts from this all-too-wonderful magazine:

• Birds often come in unannounced, catching a hunter off guard. Never rush a shot in this circumstance; let the bird work to you for the right shot.
• “How Did I miss” is a particularly good article.
• Make your plans to attend! NWTF’s 31st annual Turkey Camp 2007! Gov. Mike Huckabee will be leading worship, T. Bubba Bechtol leads the welcome party, and NRA president Sandy Froman highlights the federal breakfast. You’ll even get a chance to meet the legends!!!
• October is national Will Month. For info on how to include the National WIld Turkey Federation in your planning contact…
• “Overcoming Obstacles” is another well written article about difficult obstacles such as fallen trees and barbed wire.
• “I’m not going to lie to you, when turkey season ends, I go into depression.”
• Taken from the article here are a few of the “8 reasons why you should hunt turkeys”: because you can. double your fun. hunt with man’s best friend. Exact revenge. The ultimate challenge.
• %76 said that, yes, they did use an all-terrain vehicle for turkey hunting this year.
• I didn’t read this article, but it looked good: “Crafting Turkey Tools from Deer Antlers”

enough said?

Those of you who have kids, who’ve baby sat kids, or who have spent time with nieces, nephews, younger siblings, blah, blah, blah, you should all be familiar with Baby Einstein. Renown for their innovative ways to use the medium of Television to teach children, they have become a rather successful company (now having been bought out by Disney). People pay big bucks for their videos, their blocks and other play things, blah, blah, blah. People pay big bucks ’cause Baby Einstein toys are better for their kids than the average toy…right? Wrong! Recently, because of a very very sick child (my poor childs tube ventilated ear drums burst) I’ve been watching a lot of Baby Einstein videos (anything to take his mind of his pain). And I’ve noticed that my sick son could make higher quality movies than those! Seriously, I’ve repeatedly seen puppeteer heads, arms, even glasses and eyes! Sesame Street on poor OPB is even better than that. It’s not like it’s live, they must do mulitple takes, which leads me to wonder how bad the other takes were. Not only have we seen puppeteers, but we’ve also seen the edge of the backdrop. You know, like they’ve panned over to the right too far and I’ve seen where the sheet is being held up! And all their “baby challenging” material consists of toys going round and round to symphony music or a crappy cow puppet barking like a dog (talk about confusing little children).
Someone give me a camera! Someone make a sock puppet for me! If we all work together (hell, even if we don’t work as a team) we can out sell, out produce, out film those Baby Einstein jokers! Now if we could only come up with a cool name for our company. So far I’ve only thought of “Infant Eisenhower”.

PS I don’t know whats going on with my blog setup. I didn’t change anything but it’s gotten all wickywacky on me.

Post #125. Not too shabby for father of seven who works 60 hours a week at a gruling job.

Speaking of my offspring, I would like to give J**** a chance to write is first blog. So here we go:

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Thank you and goodnight.
ryan and Jones (I mean, J*****)